Genni still can’t decide whether or not to go by Genevieve instead. She is a second year English literature student who claims to love reading and writing, but in practice spends a lot of her free time scrolling Depop. She is delighted to be able to add the position of Glasgow Guardian Culture Editor to her CV, because the only other thing on it is a stint as a cookie saleswoman. That’s a lie, actually; she studied chemistry for three years before dropping out. She considers this breakup to have been mutual, although less charitable people have argued that the chemistry wasn’t there to begin with.